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Animal jokes
- Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."The other rep... - The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river... - Nasty Eskimo
A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at his car tire. So the man sa... - Bird vs Fly
What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.... - How'd you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. I... - Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while... - Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the r... - 20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.Customer: I... - A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open.... - At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seeme... - Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a... - Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and ... - Beethoven
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach..."... - Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.The d... - Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got ... - Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on yo... - Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. La... - Comfortable
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after j... - Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just ca... - Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joes first time ever hunting, s...