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Bar jokes
- A Chick With Long Legs
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks f... - The Buffalo Theory
The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffa... - Pirate's Misfortunes
A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any s... - Vampires in a Bar
It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night... - Proud Texan Father
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produc... - Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.... - I Thought You Were My Wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only... - Speech Impediment
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to th... - Signs That You are Too Drunk
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from fall... - Sotally Tober
Starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alc... - Spent Paycheck
Wife: Okay, today's Friday. Where's your pay envelope?Man: I already spent all my pay. I b... - State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. ... - Stages of Drunkeness
0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet.1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses a... - Finding The Car
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the... - Evils of Liquor
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of... - Deadbeat in a Bar
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender a... - Best Reasons to Allow Drinking on the Job
1. It's an incentive to show up.2. It reduces stress.3. It leads to more honest communicat... - Deaf Men in a Bar
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noti... - What You Got
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "... - A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour you...