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Blonde jokes

  • New prefix
    If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...
  • You've got mail, the Blonde version
    A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neig...
  • Only three doors
    An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had...
  • Blonde Stewardess
    An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they wer...
  • The Cliff And The Blondes.
    A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first?T...
  • cliff jump
    A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the gro...
  • jumping blonde
    A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefi...
  • the funniest blonde joke
    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she...
  • Blonde Shoots Herself
    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger s...
  • Bowling Team
    Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bu...
  • Did you hear about the blonde that...
    Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.Got excited beca...
  • Donations
    A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a ci...
  • Drivers Licence
    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her ...
  • Dumb Blonde Crooks
    Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The sec...
  • Filing System
    Two secretaries were talking about their work. "I hate filing," said one. "No matter how c...
  • Earmuffs
    Why do blondes wear earmuffs?To avoid the draft....
  • Emergency Kit
    Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a b...
  • Even More Blonde Q and A
    Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES?A: She said they were pretty good, but they ...
  • eyes closed
    Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?He wanted to see what h...
  • Eyes Light Up
    How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?Shine a flashlight in her ear!...
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