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- The Less You Know, The More You Make
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business ... - Ann Landers
Dear Ann Landers, I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the suburb of ... - Give a Man a Fish
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.Teach him to use the Internet, and he won'tv ... - You've been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When asked about a ... - Complaint Letter
An allegedly real-life customer complaint letter sent to the NTL complaints dept..Dear Cre... - GM Like Computer Industry
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto ind... - Half The Job
"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying... - Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn- During foreplay, he's always double-click... - Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death... - Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb??A: None. He just calls a me... - New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expand... - Computer Quotes
What is a computer's first sign of old age?Loss of memory.What does a baby computer call h... - Computer Support Problems
COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM:1. Describe your problem: ___________________________________... - Computer Term Dictionary
586: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't af... - Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types:Novice, Intermediate and Expert.Novice Users -... - Dear God...
Dear God,Yesterday was an awful day for me..My husband ran off with his secretary.My son p... - Desert Island Email
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of ... - Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on P... - Dot Com Mergers
In the aftermath of the AOL/Time-Warner merger, it has been leaked that Yahoo! is taking o... - Email Anonymous
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back ...