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  • Get Out Of The Car
    (This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida)An elde...
  • Termite
    A hungry termite walks into a pub and says, ???Is the bar tender here????...
  • Sandwich
    A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ???Sorry, we don???t serve food in here.???...
  • Kitchen Accidents
    I read that most accidents in the home happen in the kitchen. So I moved the cooker to the...
  • Reason To Avoid A War
    A nuclear war can ruin your whole day...
  • Love And War
    Make love not war. Unless you want to do both. If so - get married....
  • Knowing Your Husband
    How do you call a wife who knows where her husband lies down every night? - A widow!...
  • The Price Of Love
    You can't buy love, but you most certainly can pay dearly for it....
  • Marriage's Advantage
    Marriage means that someone helps you coping with all the problems you never had when you ...
  • Who Is Listening
    During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears.During the second...
  • Longings
    My wife ran away with my best friend. To tell you the truth, I really miss him....
  • Nickname
    Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something ...
  • Too Late For Happiness
    I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married, but then it was too late.....
  • Blondes' Obstacle
    What is it that prevents Blondes' admission to College? - High School!...
  • A Friend In Need
    A friend in need who is in a mess - can be a thorn in the ass....
  • Looking Bad
    If you look like your photo in your passport - you surely need a vacation....
  • Knowing People
    The more I know people - the more I like my dog....
  • Price Of Madness
    A sign in a psychiatrist's clinic says: "Madness is expensive - We accept Credit Cards"....
  • Optimism
    We are born naked, wet and hungry. During the years everything becomes worst....
  • Eating Chicken
    Chicken is the only animal we eat before it is borne and after it is dead....
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