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  • Girls night out
    Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusia...
  • Church Bells
    On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her g...
  • Last Day on the Job
    It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all k...
  • The Tiger
    A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, w...
  • Gloves: Joke Circa 1890
    A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart, a...
  • Sharper Than A Ginsu
    What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't ev...
  • Rosebud
    There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night, the granddaughter came ...
  • Closest Shave Ever
    A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions th...
  • Gassy Broad
    Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked bea...
  • What's Black?
    Q: What's black and sits on the roof? A: A paraplegic after a house fire....
  • The Perils Of Flatulence
    Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"...
  • Did You Hear....?
    Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!...
  • Talking Out Of Your Ass
    If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart....
  • Jingle Balls
    Why does Santa have huge balls? Because he only comes once a year!...
  • Ending It All
    An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to...
  • Baked Beans And Their Delightful Tune
    A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect...
  • Osu
    An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver ...
  • Crappy Date
    This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he ...
  • Little Green Balls
    What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided attention....
  • Mustard -- A Tragic Story
    As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce, ...
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