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    I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.Bob HopeAs you get older three things happen. T...
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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.Rodney DangerfieldWhen a man brings...
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    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife trea...
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    Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.J. Paul GettyA ma...
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    The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.Rober...
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