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Lawyer jokes
- Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke start... - New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided ... - The Devil's Lawsuit
There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to hi... - Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment... - Who's In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has th... - Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a ... - Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity her... - Lawyer's Dog
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a r... - Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.... - Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him t... - Terminology
Important Legal TerminologyWhen a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the... - Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place betw... - Real Things Said In Court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date o... - Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of... - Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's m... - Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness... - Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as op... - Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. ... - At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gate... - A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating...