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  • Breast Enlargement
    A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts....
  • Brain Transplant
    A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, "Brains are very expen...
  • All Out of Anaesthetic
    A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled...
  • Mix Up at the Hospital
    This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having ...
  • The Faith Healer
    Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disor...
  • Migraine Cure
    A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does h...
  • Negotiations
    Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, ...
  • Mental Release
    A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the ...
  • Lethal Food
    A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our...
  • Labour Pains
    A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the...
  • Crazy Patients
    A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's roo...
  • Cremate Me
    A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me ...
  • Beautiful
    There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife w...
  • Bad News
    A secretary walked into her boss's office & said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for y...
  • Pretty Bad News
    Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news.Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor...
  • An Orgasmic Problem
    A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time w...
  • A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine
    A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together ...
  • Good and Bad News
    An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have ...
  • Psychiatric Hotline
    Recording - "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, p...
  • Curing a Cough
    The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The...
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