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  • Snoring Problems
    A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can???t sleep, the wife goes to the ve...
  • Cannibal Food
    Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a...
  • Criminal Hall of Shame
    Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidit...
  • Electric Train
    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son...
  • 101 Ways To Annoy People
    1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for ...
  • 51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
    1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.2) Have an uncontrollable lu...
  • Feel Better
    Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what...
  • Signs That You're Broke
    At communion you go back for seconds.You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.You're...
  • Clever Teacher
    A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I wo...
  • Coffee Addiction
    You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. -You sl...
  • 25 Fun Pool Activities
    1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. ...
  • A Prayer Before Dying
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming,...
  • Books for College
    A Polish student was in his the collegecampus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about...
  • Almost Perfect Life
    An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and ask...
  • Breaking and Entering
    A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his...
  • A Daughter's Letter Home
    Dear Mom and Dad,It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss...
  • 50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
    You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for ente...
  • 20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
    1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highli...
  • Been In College Too Long...
    You consider McDonald's "real food."You actually like doing laundry at home.4:00 AM is sti...
  • 58 Newspaper Headlines
    58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Cra...
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