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  • Why do farts stink?
    Why do farts stink?So deaf people can enjoy them too....
  • Differences
    Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?A: About 45 Pounds.Q: And betwee...
  • Lawyers
    Q: What do lawyers use as birth-control?A: Their personalities.Q: How can you tell when a ...
  • Blonde's Pain
    A blonde touches her knee with her finger and yells Ouch. The same with her elbow and ear....
  • Man's Heart
    ???Any woman that thinks the way to a man???s heart is through his stomach is aiming just ...
  • Blondes and UFOs
    Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?A: There have been sightings of...
  • Talking
    A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can fin...
  • Psychoanalysis
    Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?A: When it's time to go back to ch...
  • Knocking
    If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife knocking on the front door who woul...
  • How Did You Know?
    A Woman in a store buys milk and bread. Man at counter: ???Bet your???e single???. Woman: ...
  • Who Listens?
    First year of marriage: the man speaks, the woman listens. Second year: the woman speaks, ...
  • Sexual Excuse
    Pupil: ???Is sexual exhaustion can be an excuse for not doing this week???s assignment????...
  • Best Quality
    A wife asked her husband: ???What do you like most in me, my pretty face ormy sexy body???...
  • Mistakes
    Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two peopleremembering the sa...
  • A Ring
    The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?""Sure, " re...
  • Speaking Part
    Kid: ???dad, I got a role in the school play, I play a man who???s been married for twenty...
  • Thinnest Book
    Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?A: What Men Know About WomenQ: What did God say ...
  • A Dancer
    Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl...
  • Snail
    A snail walks into a bar and the bartender kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-e...
  • A Bra
    Wife: ???Give me some money. I want to buy a bra???.Husband: ???Why? You have nothing to p...
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