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  • Elevator Magic
    A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into...
  • Valentines, Redneck Style
    Kudzu is green, my dog's name is BlueAnd I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.Yore ...
  • Naming the Twins
    A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went ...
  • Southern Comments
    Exclamations:"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!""Well, butter my butt and call me a ...
  • How to Know where a Driver is from
    One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Ch...
  • Redneck At The Bar
    A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With great...
  • Redneck Morals
    The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young ...
  • Expensive Fishing Trip
    Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, t...
  • Redneck Jedi
    You know you're a redneck jedi when..You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle......
  • It's the way you say it
    It's the way you say it...A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative i...
  • Eucalyptus Road
    Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out i...
  • In Hot Pursuit
    Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards...
  • Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
    This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.Everybody sitting around the ...
  • Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks
    GENERAL1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard befo...
  • My Pa Won't Like It
    A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hea...
  • One for the Volunteers
    Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip:You know why...
  • Pick up line
    Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?A.Get in the truck!...
  • Redneck and a Trailer
    Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?A: Somebody's gonna lose a tra...
  • Redneck Circumcision
    Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw....
  • Redneck Dating practice
    You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!...
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