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- The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The wa... - Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to deter... - You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, "I'd like to ask ... - Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There h... - Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunda... - Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs ... - When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.Then I realized that God doesn't work that w... - The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates... - Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This v... - Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very succe... - Carstianity
"Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo."Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-do... - celebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and aft... - Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically i... - Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a prett... - Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying "Sisters of Mercy, House of Pro... - Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's t... - Catholic Dictionary
AMENThe only part of a prayer that everyone knows.BULLETINYour receipt for attending Mass.... - 3 men standing in front of God
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on... - Ol' Fred
Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family cal... - Relationship With God
70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great res...