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Yo-mama jokes
- So Fat
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Ko... - Yo mama so fat, the whales sing
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!" ... - 90210
Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale. ... - Your mommas so poor
Your Mommmas so poor that when some kid stole her skate board she said "Hey who took the f... - Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo
Yo mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest and in the corner it... - Around The House
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house. ... - difference between titanic and yo mamma
Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?The titanic sunk, yo momm... - Eyelids
Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap! ... - Haunted house
Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.... - knock knock 2
knock knock: Whos there?JO.JO who.JO momma.... - Mama so stupid!
Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.... - So Old
Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.Yo mamma's so old, w... - So Poor
Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown o... - So Stupid
Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.Yo mamma'... - So Ugly
Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.Yo... - stuck!
yo mamma's so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!... - The Toilet
Yo Mamma's so ugly when she passes by, the toilet flushes.... - tic tacs
yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac.... - To Be Continued
Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued.... - Very Fat Mamma!!
Yo mamma's so fat, she's the tallest person in the world.. when she's laying down....