Joke categories
- Adult jokes (388)
- Animal jokes (553)
- Bar jokes (267)
- Blonde jokes (687)
- Children jokes (364)
- Computer jokes (58)
- Deep thoughts (57)
- Dirty jokes (261)
- Fart jokes (4)
- Female jokes (351)
- Funny quotes (12)
- Gender jokes (704)
- Knock-knock jokes (19)
- Lawyer jokes (225)
- Male jokes (656)
- Medical jokes (45)
- Misc jokes (2226)
- One liners (29)
- Political jokes (432)
- Redneck jokes (374)
- Relationship jokes (56)
- Religious jokes (153)
- Sports jokes (135)
- Yo-mama jokes (462)
Advertisements
Receive jokes by e-mail
Fill your e-mail for 3 jokes and a funny image every day!
Submit joke
Jokes for your site or blog
3 men standing in front of God
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.
God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.
Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!
God: My man, I am ashmed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.
Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out 3 times a week, and...
God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!
Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.
Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!
Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!
Vote!
More jokes from the same category
- The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come o... - Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an ... - You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher say... - Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seei... - Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the ne...
