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Gambling
Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that.
After Little Johnny???s first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ???I think I broke his gambling???. The father asked how and she said, ???He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.???
???DAMN!??? said the father.
???What???s wrong????, the teacher asked.
Little Johnny???s father said, ???This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teacher???s butt before the day was over!???
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