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God Quotes
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It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
Arthur C. Clarke
Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?
Friedrich Nietzsche
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter OToole
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