Advertisements

Receive jokes by e-mail


Fill your e-mail for 3 jokes and a funny image every day!

e-mail:

Jokes for your site or blog

Life Quotes

Tags: life, quotes, your, probability, beattyin, life quotes ,

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
Janet Coleman

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Andy Rooney

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
George Carlin

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
Joey Adams

Vote!





(3 / 5)
Life Quotes 3 3 5

More jokes from the same category

  • Children Quotes
    The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second hal...
  • God Quotes
    It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to c...
  • Politics Quotes
    A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.H. L. M...