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Money Quotes
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
J. Paul Getty
A man explained inflation to his wife thus:
'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.'
Lord Barnett
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Rita Rudner
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker
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