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What Is Wrong
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: ???Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!????
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: ???Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....???
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