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Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
Lenny Bruce
I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
Mel Gibson
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
David Niven
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Edgar Watson Howe
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Samuel Butler
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