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  • Pool For Djs
    Why can't DJ's play pool? Because they always scratch!...
  • 3 Shots of Whiskey
    A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This...
  • Anniversaries And Toilets
    What do anniversaries and toilets have in common? Men always miss both of them....
  • Perfect Employee
    The Perfect Employee?1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at wo...
  • Red, Ripe Tomatoes
    A woman had a garden, and all of her tomatoes were green, and she always looked with envy ...
  • Tips for Red Necks
    IN GENERAL1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard b...
  • Big-busted/small-busted Women
    Big Busted Women-can get a taxi on the worst days-have a neat place to carry spare change-...
  • Dirty Tigger!
    Why is Tigger always so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh!...
  • Miss Right
    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!...
  • Romantic Countries
    These are the names of the some romantic countries in the world.H.O.L.L.A.N.D ...
  • A Few Philisophical Statements...
    Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If a m...
  • Why Beers Are Better Than Girls
    1) You always know if you are the first one to open a beer. 2) A beer never gets jealous i...
  • Italian Divorce
    Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court. Angelina says: "You...
  • Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks
    GENERAL1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard befo...
  • Blondes And Ice Cubes
    Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they always forget the recipe....
  • Adam Talks All About Eve
    After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how m...
  • Paranoia
    "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor."Has she star...
  • Captain Red Shirt
    A ship captain always asks for his red shirt when he sights a pirate ship, and he always w...
  • Going To Sleep
    It's closing time, and two drunks are getting ready to leave the bar. "God, I hate getting...
  • Martha's Redneck Tips
    1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shoo...
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