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Jokes: bartender

  • A Chick With Long Legs
    A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks f...
  • Dog Day Afternoon
    A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are havi...
  • Bear In Bar
    A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we...
  • Drinking Like Crazy
    A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".The bartender pour...
  • Lady At The Bar
    There was a lady at a bar. Every time she wanted a drink she would raise her hand. She had...
  • Hanging Loose
    Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned overand confided to the bartende...
  • High Tech Man
    A man walks into a bar and sits down right across from the bartender. The bartender sees t...
  • Give Me A Double
    So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me two beers." The bartender obliges him. The ...
  • The Hamster Show
    A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows ...
  • Pay The Price
    A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer." The bartender serve...
  • 12 Shots
    A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The...
  • What You Got
    A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "...
  • Drinking Codes
    A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orde...
  • Best Friend
    A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a lit...
  • the duck and the crackers
    A duck walks into a bar.It asks the bar tender if he has any crackers??The bartender says ...
  • A Town Without Women
    In a Poor town in the middle of nowhere and no women, A guy walks into a bar and asks the ...
  • Kiwis
    A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.All the Kiwis sitting around t...
  • Any Grapes?
    A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the du...
  • The Gambler
    During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to ...
  • With A Little Help From Friends
    An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a dri...
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