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Jokes: brain

  • Brain Transplant
    A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, "Brains are very expen...
  • The Buffalo Theory
    The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffa...
  • Kurt Co-brain
    What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him!...
  • Half-brainiac
    What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!...
  • Blonde Brains
    Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks? A: Nothing....
  • brainy blonde?
    What do u call a blonde with 1brain cell? GIFTED!What do u call a blonde with 2brain c...
  • Brains Available
    A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some go...
  • Fly Away
    What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A space invader!...
  • Male & Female Brains
    One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program. The doctor there was s...
  • Brain Insult
    ''Add this up for me. A ton of sawdust, a ton of old newspaper, and a ton of fat. Now, hav...
  • Blonde With Half A Brain
    What do you call a blonde with a half a brain? Gifted!...
  • Pea Brain
    Why was the Blonde's brain the size of a pea after exercising? It swelled up!...
  • Peanut
    Why does a redneck have a brain the size of a peanut in the summer?Because it ...
  • Ounces Of Brain For Sale
    A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarkin...
  • Woman's Brain
    How do you make a woman's brain the size of a pea? Inflate it....
  • A Hole In The Head
    Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So he can get oxygen to his brain....
  • Big Boss Man
    When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should b...
  • Blonde - Transplant
    How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? Blow in her ear....
  • Brain For Sale
    A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The d...
  • The Sex Change
    What's the worst part of getting a sex change from male to female?When they re...
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