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- Man's Intelligence
Q. What do you call a man who has lost 90% of his intelligence? A. Divorced.... - Cow Reflexes
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!... - Loss Of Intelligence
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced!... - Blonde Mating Call
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: "I'm soooo drunk."... - Blondes At Sea
What do you call nine blondes in the ocean? An air pocket.... - Brain Cell
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!... - It Ain't Margarita
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A Dry Martinez!... - Blonde Chainsaw Massacre
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!... - Dutch Virgin
Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch? A: Goodandtight!... - Octopus
Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.... - Mad Dog!
What do you call a dog that hears voices? A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!... - Boomerang
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.... - Empty Cheeze Whiz
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?A: Cheeze Whuz.... - What Do You Call Satan And A Lawyer?
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!... - Protons
What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton.... - What Do You Call?
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats? A total ... - Lopsided Cow
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!... - Presidental Call
The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon."Mr. President," ... - Not Your Cheese
What do you call stolen cheese?Nacho cheese!... - Reruns
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? A documentary....