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Jokes: christmas
- Christmas Gift For Mom
The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged abou... - Christmas Parrot
A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a pet shop... "He... - Christmas Italian Style
'Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella Not a creature was stirrin', Cu... - The Priest And The Christmas Tree
Q: How are a priest and a Christmas Tree alike? A: The balls are only for decoration.... - Christmas Cop
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him w... - Donkeys At Christmas
What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings.... - Christmas Present
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ... - Redneck Christmas Shopping
You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girl... - Mafia Christmas
A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear... - Yo Mama's Poor Christmas
Yo Mama is so poor, she told your little siser that Santa Claus was dead.... - Christmas Tatoo
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a... - Christmas - Getting Into Heaven
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor... - Twas the night before Christmas
T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves a... - Martha Stewart's Holiday To-do List
December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down a... - Santa Claus Is A Woman
I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe ... - The Christmas Parrot
A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sa... - A Redneck Christmas
You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!... - Cletus's Christmas
You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cook... - Poor Boy's Christmas
What does a poor boy get for Christmas? Your bike!... - Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This v...