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  • Standing in Line
    This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke start...
  • Men Ruling
    Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make tw...
  • Bad Hair Year
    You so ugly, that isn't a hair line...
  • Flintstone Pick-up Line
    I'm no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock!''...
  • Chicken In The Road
    Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? It wanted to lay it on the line....
  • Fishing Line
    There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot....
  • Godawful Pickup Line
    Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants tonigh...
  • Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving
    Your mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked her to walk...
  • Grandma Loves Oranges
    A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her...
  • Standing In Lines
    Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make tw...
  • Revange In Vegas
    A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off hi...
  • That's Not The Pope's Line Of Work, Fool
    There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and th...
  • Tickle These, Elmo
    A women desperately looking for work goes into a toy factory.The Personnel Manager goes ov...
  • Meeting the Pope
    A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There h...
  • Curious Pickup Line
    Love's a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination...
  • Prehistoric Pick-up Line
    I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I could sure make your bed rock!...
  • Cosmetics Line
    Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years you...
  • Booger Pick-up Line
    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first....
  • Olllllld Lawyer
    A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of peop...
  • Forgetfull Actor
    There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he f...
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