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Jokes: money

  • The Less You Know, The More You Make
    "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business ...
  • Borrowing Money
    A Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow fifty dollars.His father replies: "Forty dol...
  • The Tattoo
    A man entered a tattoo parlor and wanted to get a tattoo. "What can I do for you?" asked t...
  • Money For Next Life
    A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of t...
  • A Bra
    Wife: ???Give me some money. I want to buy a bra???.Husband: ???Why? You have nothing to p...
  • He Said She Said
    He said.. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.She said..You w...
  • Yo Mama's So Dumb... Car
    'Your mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money!...
  • Taking It With You
    As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him t...
  • The Blonde & The Coke Machine
    It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the c...
  • Accountant's Tatoo
    Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been...
  • Don't Worry Mommy!
    One day there was this little girl who always wore a dress to school. Every day...
  • Married For The Money
    Jack's grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry h...
  • Money Frick
    There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a re...
  • Money For The Dead
    An old miser, because of his exceptional thrift, had no friends. Just before he died he ca...
  • Yo Mamma So Dumb
    Yo mamma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money....
  • Blonde's Legs
    What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a...
  • A Man And His Money
    There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a re...
  • Blonde With Money
    A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette wh...
  • Blonde Painting
    One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes ...
  • If I Wasn't Rich
    A Rich old man, who inherited all his money from his father, one day asks his young wife: ...
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