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- Eye Rub
Why do women rub there eys when they getup in the morning? Because they don't have balls t... - Praying Child
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, ... - Aging
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home."Sixty is the worst age t... - Socks
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they ha... - Two Men And An Egg
Once upon a time there were two men. One of them has a hen that lays an egg every morning ... - Priests On A Hawaiian Vacation
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real ... - A Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, ... - Christmas Morning Surprise
Herman and Martha were happily married for nearly forty years. The only friction... - 10 Years
Back during the days of the Soviet Union, it took 10 years to get a car after you paid for... - Cow Fun
What do cows read in the morning? The daily moos!... - Morning At The White House
White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Off... - Ferry Boy
Every morning a man drives to the dock, and every morning the man takes the ferry to work.... - A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had... - A New Golfing Buddy
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thi... - Praying
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, ... - Blonde In The Morning
Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up? A: Go home!... - How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?Fertilized.... - Dog Track
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped hi... - The Worst Age
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to p... - Bush's Morning Run
A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his mo...