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  • Donkey Compliment
    How do you compliment a donkey? ''Hey, nice ass!''...
  • Question Of Height
    A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a lar...
  • Best Excuse For Speeding
    A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive....
  • Do Something Nice For Dad
    Unable to attend his father's funeral, a son who lived far away called his brothe...
  • Elephant and Man
    What did the elephant say to the naked man?"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"...
  • Nice Smelling Hair
    A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a lar...
  • If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert
    Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithf...
  • If Dear Abby Was A Man
    Dear Mr.Abby: Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with m...
  • God Takes a Vacation
    God was tired and worn out. So he spoke to St. Peter. "You know, I need a vacation. Got an...
  • Nice Guy
    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and...
  • One Good Reason
    January 20, 2003 A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a...
  • Clinton Hijinx
    Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under...
  • ABC's of ex girlfriends
    A is for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she real...
  • That's Nice
    Two old friends, who hadn't seen each other in fifteen years, met for lunch one day, to ca...
  • Shekshy Legsh
    You have very nice legs. What time do they open?...
  • Carmen
    A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she d...
  • "hey, Nice Tie''
    A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. "Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhe...
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