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  • Who's This Guy
    After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from ...
  • Getting Any On The Side?
    Joe was asked at work if he was getting any on the side. He replied,...
  • Bingo
    This guy had a very attractive wife who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc....
  • Long History
    A Jewish man and a Chinese man were conversing. The Jewish man commentedupon what a wise p...
  • God's Speed Of Service
    A man asked God how much a million dollars was to him. God replied, ''Oh, about one penny....
  • Blonde Goes Shopping
    A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this T...
  • Priest In The Ocean
    There was a priest who was drowning in the ocean. He called out to God for help.All of a s...
  • Getting Fat
    When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room w...
  • Stoopid Baby Names
    A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her...
  • Fishing Experience
    A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife li...
  • Octogenarian Barroom Chat
    Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, ...
  • Going Out
    A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to t...
  • Long Life
    An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "S...
  • Gold Coins
    This is actually a true story that happened to one of our readers here at Jokes.com, but i...
  • Poor Couple
    A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to t...
  • 100 Camels
    As US tourists in Israel, Morris and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir sh...
  • Tampons Wonder
    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded t...
  • Birdy
    There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly d...
  • Why A Divorce?
    A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the g...
  • Divorce
    A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the g...
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