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  • Making Love To...
    How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A te...
  • A Chick With Long Legs
    A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks f...
  • Duct Tape
    Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and ask...
  • Pregnant with my child
    An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling."I'...
  • Good Dentist
    A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl'...
  • Coincidence
    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagn...
  • Do You Have Any Nuts? No?
    This one girl walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk if he has any nuts. The clerk ...
  • Memory Test
    Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test.The doctor says to the first old man, "W...
  • the duck and the crackers
    A duck walks into a bar.It asks the bar tender if he has any crackers??The bartender says ...
  • Door-to-door Sales Crap
    An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory....
  • Striking Up A Conversation
    Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Le...
  • Being Poisoned!
    A man goes to see the Rabbi."Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to ...
  • Ned: The Most Popular Man In The World
    Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the c...
  • Happy Birthday To Me!
    A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty g...
  • Whatcha Got There?
    An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees th...
  • Intelligent Life?
    Aliens from Somewhere-Out-There just landed on Earth. The Captain and First Mate step out ...
  • Sex education
    A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach sex education to her class. She dec...
  • Cough Treatment
    The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner a...
  • The Cleaning Bill
    Two Buddies were drinking in a bar one night and had became extreamly drunk. One guy was s...
  • Kemosabe Waters The Bushes
    One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a...
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