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  • Making Love to a Woman
    MAKING COFFEEMaking a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to ...
  • Your mommas so poor
    Your Mommmas so poor that when some kid stole her skate board she said "Hey who took the f...
  • Attitude
    A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As the...
  • Age Quotes
    I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.Bob HopeAs you get older three things happen. T...
  • Top 10 Reasons To Be Stupid
    10. Nobody cares if you act stupid. 9. You can hold a firm belief in something like the ex...
  • Crooked Teeth
    Your teeth are so crooked that when you smile, your teeth throw me gang signs....
  • Is That Your Face?
    Is that your face or did your neck throw up?...
  • State Mottos
    Alabama: At Least We're not MississippiAlaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!Arizona: Dehy...
  • Sell Your Ugly Body
    You're so ugly you could sell your body to science fiction movies....
  • Know Your State Sotto
    Know Your State Sotto Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
  • Your Father Is So Old
    Your father is so old, he has to put his dick in the freezer to get hard....
  • Ten O'clock All Over The World
    In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?In England, they say i...
  • Mr. Phillard's Twins
    One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the doctors were p...
  • Your Teeth
    You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail....
  • How To Be Obnoxious In Jr. High...
    1) In the middle of class, run to the middle of the room screaming, ''I'm on fire!'' Roll ...
  • Yo Family Is So Poor...
    Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach ...
  • Penny For Your Thoughts
    What does one penny say to the other penny?Let's get together and make some cents!...
  • Redneck Marital Woes
    You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truc...
  • Application To Date My Daughter
    REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME)NOTE - This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accom...
  • Dr. Seuss As Technical Writer
    Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus...
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